CouRage's Unbelievable Luck: Supernatural Skill or Cosmic Conspiracy?
A storm of controversy is brewing, and at the eye of it all is none other than Jack "CouRage" Dunlop. Rumors are swirling that CouRage's so-called "bad luck" is more than just a series of unfortunate events. Instead, it's a clever ruse, a cosmic conspiracy where he's secretly synced with the game's RNG, turning what we see as "misfortune" into a strategic symphony only he can conduct. That's right, every time he laments his "luck," he's actually cueing an unseen advantage, leaving us all to marvel at his plays while he orchestrates his victories behind the scenes.
But who needs cosmic favor when you've got our "Salty Gear"? It's high time we embraced the salt, wore it with pride, and showed the world that we're onto their tricks. With every piece of gear, you're not just a gamer; you're a beacon of unfiltered, unadulterated reality in a sea of staged plays. So, gear up, stay salty, and remember: in this game, we're all our own lucky charm.
