Unveiling the "Sweat & Salt Sweatshirt," the dual-action solution for every "I-was-so-close" sweat break and "That-was-so-unfair" salt outbreak. Knitted with threads of denial and a dab of delusion, this sweatshirt isn't just a cozy cover-up—it's your second skin, the one that shows the world you're perspiring from intensity, not panic, and you're seasoned, not salty (wink, wink). Ideal for those chilly, ego-bruising sessions when your character's doing the dying, and your pride's doing the flying. Cop it, rock it, and remember—no one's judging (out loud). 💦🧂😂
